“Hi. Welcome to Portland Electronics Mart.”
You’ve seen me there. I stand by the door, welcoming you to our warehouse of must-have consumer gizmos.
“Hi. Welcome to Portland Electronics Mart.” I repeat this phrase about 5,000 times per day, give or take a thousand other customers on Black Friday or New Years Day. To qualify for this role, I watched the “meet-and-greet” online training. It includes some first aid training as well as instructions for how to step out of the way when a shoplifter is absconding with a large screen television. Mostly it’s repeating the six-word mantra. Meet-and-Greet is a promotion from stocking shelves.
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